ComPlicated Mind , Simple Thoughts

I dont know if u’ll find this amusing , I certainly did !

each time i replayed this video  i laughed more.

Enjoy!

I work at a small expensive little furniture shop , the kind of clients i get are the kind that no one wishes for : Spoiled,rich,sophisticated , but as i like 2 call them SOPHISTICATED CRAP .

A few days ago , I had the unfortunate luck 2 meet an old lady who was shopping 4 a set of couches , when she came in she said : hello am looking 4 a set of couches for my daughter,not me, but am looking instead bcuz she’s a DOCTOR and she doesnt have time she has patients all day and i have another daughter she is a DESIGNER and my son is MANEGER at a COMPANY so as u can c we have the ability 2 buy many things from ur place, but THE DOCTOR wants couches but 7araaam she is sooo busy.

Am like…….. BOO FREAKIN HOO LIKE I FREAKIN CARE !!!!

so after a hell of a week choosing and bringing the DESIGNER and blabing about her children and her work she didnt buy a freakin thing!!!

i had 2 be polite and lsn 2 her crap 4 nthn

Have u ever went into a supermarket and have a guy next u that asked 4 a BEBSI not PEPSI !?

i wonder why a numerous amount of people in Jordan cant pronounce the letter ” P ” , whenever i find myself  with some1 who mistakes The Pee’s with The Bee’s i just cant help but correct them ! its a rude and annoying habbit ,believe me am aware of that .

and the thing is that its not that they cant pronounce the letter “P” its just that they dont want 2 !!!

why the hell is that!

i mean u’d think that when they say English words such as please or pepsi or what ever they say ,they would want 2 say it right ! Why bother then ! just say law sama7t or mashroob ‘3azy instead of that blaber!

and its not limited 2 The Pee’s & The Bee’s…

Its also :

Sury -> Sorry

Burgar -> Burger

Siksy -> Sexy 

and many more !