I spat in my boss’s Nescafe!!
Lately i’ve been having some problems with 1 of my bosses,he really got on my nerves those last few days , he keeps asking 4 things that arent in my job description like working over time with out getting paid ,
And worst of all…….(drum roll plz )….. NesCafe!!!!!!!
Ya3ni am not his freakin servant !! , y doesnt he go and make his own NesCafe ,i mean he doesnt lack any limbs! how hard can it be??!! Mug…Three in one NesCafe packet…hot water …stir…. And Taaaaa Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa its DONE !!!
The problem is he never asks 4 it nicely as if am obligated 2 do nescafe 4 him and his stupid buddies , However i have 2 be polite and do what he says bcuz he is older than i am and am taught 2 respect older people,but 2day i just couldn’t help it i had 2 do sth bad that little devil inside me urged me 2 spit in that god damn Nescafe mug! And i did !!! plus i made it in a dirty mug heheheheheh , and am ashamed 2 say it but it felt soooooooo goooood ,i had that smirk on my face while he was drinking it ,u know the 1 that automatically pops on ur face when u do sth bad yet soooooooo goooooood.
So the question is ……….
Am I a bad person???
Jasim said,
March 5, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Loooooool you really did! Damn that’s bad.
As long as it felt good what the hell. 
wonders said,
March 5, 2008 at 2:43 pm
OMG sis you didn’t!!?
i’m gona tell mama….
wait! do you do that when i ask you for a glass of water??
ranooshitika said,
March 5, 2008 at 2:50 pm
welcome 2 my blog Jasim
it felt so nice,u should try it some time hehehe.
(again kidding)
wonders: hmmmmmmmm tough question ,can i pass ? no no kidding walek i love u i would never do that 2 u unless u annoy me
Lost Within said,
March 5, 2008 at 3:57 pm
LOLZ!!!
that was a gud thing of u to do ! High 5 !
and If I were u I wud have told him after he finished drinking that ur saliva was in there along with germs !!! he wud have fired u akeed
Maher said,
March 5, 2008 at 6:02 pm
LoooooL!
allah y2aweke ya rab! LoL!
Omg! LooooooooL!
this is so freakin funny! LOOOOOOOOOL!
LOOOOOOOOOL!
Jasim said,
March 5, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Thank you.
Who said I didn’t? Just kidding, although I’ve pretended many times that I am.
ranooshitika said,
March 5, 2008 at 9:11 pm
lost : if i tell him that would spoil my fun i’ve decided 2 keep doing this 2 him !
)
revenge is sooo sweet. (hi5 right back at ya
Maher: hehehheh u should have seen me 2day u would have been proud of me!
Jasim : no more pretending 4 u ,5alas am gona start a club called the spitting club
its 4 people who spit in other people’s nescafe .
Hani Obaid said,
March 5, 2008 at 10:56 pm
As long as its only saliva, it’s mischevious, if you use phlegm, then it’s evil!
sara said,
March 6, 2008 at 4:48 am
YA BINT ENTY,
You shouldn’t, by any means, make him coffee! That’s what I really, in my heart of hearts, think!
Even if it’ll cause you losing your job! WAllahi I’m serious.. If it was my sister or anyone.. That’s my advise!
Plus, wonders, don’t ask her for water ever again ;P
have a nice day ranooooooooooooooooooshitikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(yakhi I LOVE your name
)
*mmmmmmmmmwah*
Verbal Alchemy said,
March 6, 2008 at 6:55 am
reminds me of that ‘according to jim’ rerun i saw last nite when he spit in his wife’s hot chocolate mug coz she was bossing him around a lot..
bad person? i donno. but certainly not sth to be proud of.. what wud u feel if someone did that to u? what wud u call em? u be the judge..
Oriental Arabesque said,
March 6, 2008 at 7:42 am
OMG! LOOOOL
wallah mish 2aleeleh, but yeah what the heck…revenge can be sweet sometimes
bas jad tell him it’s not ur job…let him ask the office boy to do it….mnee7 eli sakatilo…i think if it was me my blood will be boiling and i’ll probably say something so mean
ranooshitika said,
March 6, 2008 at 8:52 am
Hani : loool yeaaa that would be pure evil , whats more evil would be 2 put a spoon full of laxitive !!! hehehe but naaaaa i would never do that.
Sara : i know i shouldnt bas 5alas its not that bad ya3ni after i spit it feels gr8 so ishi bi3awed 3an ishi .heheheheh i love ur name as well
mpwa mpwa mpwa
Verbal : u know what ! i actually saw that episode last night and i couldnt stop laughing ! i mean what r the chances ! , and what do i feel if some1 did that 2 me ?
well actually i dont ask people 2 make me drinks or food i do them by myself cuz as i said people who dont lack limbs should do there own things. and what would i call em ? hmmmmm i would call them super creative yet evil thats it ,nthn else
and am kinda sort of proud of it .
so here u go all ur questions answered.
Oriental : the prob is there is no office boy
, its just me and he comes just 4 an hour or so per day but in that hour he annoyes the hell out of me . and i thought of many mean things 2 say but i just couldnt . heheh
hamede said,
March 6, 2008 at 11:40 am
Tell him i do not want to make your nescafe.
Verbal Alchemy said,
March 6, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Excuze my bluntness bas ur doing the same thing he did, u have a tongue, u cud have used it in telling him its not part of ur job description instead of doing something this gross and being proud of it..
ranooshitika said,
March 6, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Hamede : actually am thinking of leaving work this month so i wont take his crap no more
Verbal : ya3ni r u kidding me ?!?! ya3ni he is my boss how would i tell him that with out getting fierd?!
5alas get over it i spat in his nescafe and am gona still do that and am very very very proud of my grossness .
Verbal Alchemy said,
March 6, 2008 at 1:00 pm
goodness u must be a scorpio, and prolly a very young one!
why so defensive? u asked for opinions and im giving u mine! and of course u can tell him, its the way u say it that will not get u fired.
anyhow best of luck not getting caught!
ranooshitika said,
March 6, 2008 at 1:05 pm
defensive ? hmmmmm ……naaaa i just hate when people nag alot , u say that i can tell him but if u were in my position u wont ,trust me.
no need 4 luck ,i wont get caught
and actually am a Gemini , what do u mean by a very young 1 ?
Verbal Alchemy said,
March 6, 2008 at 1:17 pm
gemini wud’ve been my second guess. and trust ME on this one, i’ve done it before, & stayed in the same firm 3 years! fi nas they forget their limits, u just have to remind them in a subtle way.. la2enno bisoo2o feeha.
a young one ya3ni it seems ur a fresh grad, prolly this is ur first job, still young and inexperienced in the professional world. w lool u call this nagging? tayeb
have a good weekend!
ranooshitika said,
March 6, 2008 at 1:44 pm
sry 2 burst all ur prollyies (first with the horoscope thingy )but this is my third job , young yes , inexperienced nop am very experienced , i work and i study not a grad.
buen fin de semana
adios .
Al Ramahi said,
March 6, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool, he had it comming!!
ranooshitika said,
March 6, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Ramahi : i guess he did 4 being a bad boss
am glad some people have a sence of humor about the situation around here
welcome 2 my blog ramahi
LuLu...! said,
March 8, 2008 at 11:07 am
THE FIRST THING I SAID WAS “YE5REB BEEETEK”
LOL…
u r sooo evil (6)…
Batoul said,
March 13, 2008 at 5:27 am
LOOOOL!!!!! omg wala eshe!!
I am honestly so proud of you and I dont even know you lol
But wait, you respect him because he’s older but spit in his mug? haha
ukhh.. thanks for giving me a laugh girlie.
ranooshitika said,
March 13, 2008 at 12:29 pm
LuLu : yes i am evil ! HaHaHaHa ( evil witch laugh )
Batoul : not respect bima3na respect , its the respect that ino u wouldnt be rude 2 the person or say sth not nice
welcome 2 my blog hun
glad that i made u laugh
jay said,
March 17, 2008 at 9:13 am
yeaaa ur sooooooo bad u shoulded piss in it
ranooshitika said,
March 17, 2008 at 1:22 pm
loooooooool Oh my ! that was funny jay !
i would never do that though
welcome 2 my blog J
jay said,
March 19, 2008 at 10:07 am
hehe well mabe he didnt upset u enoghe then :p ma pluser to meetcha
sel3 said,
March 23, 2008 at 5:54 am
that’s great and you are not a bad person at all, did you leave the job or not yet, if not yet quite with a problem, you know make a big fight and make a show out of him
que tenga un buen dia
wonders said,
March 25, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Don’t put ideas in my baby sister’s head Sel3
!!
wonders said,
March 27, 2008 at 2:35 pm
babe you are tagged!!
LuLu said,
March 27, 2008 at 4:03 pm
YELLOOOOOWWW…
ur tagged…
Fadi K said,
April 12, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Hello Ranoushitika ,
No comment ! I don’t realy know what to say ! But you are amazing !!!
Never do it again no matters what .. I cant help but laughing!
Batoul said,
September 4, 2008 at 8:29 pm
5 months ya benet??? 7aram 3leke!
damdoom said,
May 5, 2009 at 12:31 am
I say….BRAVO
:D:D
but are u sure he doesnt know how to access ur blog??!
glad i’v visited this blog after being in a bad mood….thanks for this cheering post….and 3anjad ur not bad!