I spat in my boss’s Nescafe!!

March 5, 2008 at 1:16 pm (Uncategorized)

Lately i’ve been having some problems with 1 of my bosses,he really got on my nerves those last few days , he keeps asking 4 things that arent  in my job description like working over time with out getting paid ,

And worst of all…….(drum roll plz )….. NesCafe!!!!!!!

Ya3ni am not his freakin servant !!  , y doesnt he go and make his own NesCafe ,i mean he doesnt lack any limbs! how hard can it be??!!   Mug…Three in one NesCafe packet…hot water …stir….  And Taaaaa Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  its DONE !!!

The problem is he never asks 4 it nicely as if am obligated 2 do nescafe 4 him and his stupid buddies , However i have 2 be polite and do what he says bcuz he is older than i am and am taught 2 respect older people,but 2day i just couldn’t help it i had 2 do sth bad that little devil inside me urged me 2 spit in that god damn Nescafe mug! And i did !!! plus i made it in a dirty mug heheheheheh , and am ashamed 2 say it but it felt soooooooo goooood ,i had that  smirk on my face while he was drinking it ,u know the 1 that automatically pops on ur face when u do sth bad yet soooooooo goooooood.

So the question is ……….

                                                 Am I a bad person???

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Tagged

February 24, 2008 at 12:06 pm (Uncategorized)

Lucky me my sis tagged me, so…

the rules are: Post these rules before presenting your list. List 6 actions or achievements you think every person should accomplish before turning 18. There are no conditions on what can be included on the list. At the end of your post, choose 6 people to get tagged and list their names. People who are tagged write their own blog entry with their 6 suggestions. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged .

1-Do sth wild and dangerous ,sth u always wanted 2 do but u never had the guts 2 do it.

For example a piercing or a tatoo or performing infront of a number of people.

2- Enjoy school and life in general as much as u can ,cuz it sucks when it gets serious.

3-be4 u turn 18, relax 4 an hour or so and think of all your bad memories ,think of all the humiliating things u’ve been through that haunt u each day and just cast them away,forgive urself 4 what u’ve done and forgive others 4 what they have done 2 u and open a new chapter in ur life .

4-if u r planning 2 do any plastic surgeries do them be4 ur 18. he3

5-try 2 go 2 new places ,new countries and mingle with people from other nationalities. do some charity work ,dont be naive and selfish look at the world around u and help the less fortunate ,i always say ” 2alla bya3ty illi bya3ty”.

6-And  when u actually turn 18 donate blood ,thier r many people who despretly need ur help.

am not gona tag any1 ,i have no 1 2 tag and am not gona tag my sis back .

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FrEaK WithOUT a LeAsH !

January 26, 2008 at 1:10 pm (Uncategorized)

I dont know if u’ll find this amusing , I certainly did ! 😀

each time i replayed this video  i laughed more.

Enjoy!

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Sophisticated Crap

January 23, 2008 at 2:01 pm (Uncategorized)

I work at a small expensive little furniture shop , the kind of clients i get are the kind that no one wishes for : Spoiled,rich,sophisticated , but as i like 2 call them SOPHISTICATED CRAP .

A few days ago , I had the unfortunate luck 2 meet an old lady who was shopping 4 a set of couches , when she came in she said : hello am looking 4 a set of couches for my daughter,not me, but am looking instead bcuz she’s a DOCTOR and she doesnt have time she has patients all day and i have another daughter she is a DESIGNER and my son is MANEGER at a COMPANY so as u can c we have the ability 2 buy many things from ur place, but THE DOCTOR wants couches but 7araaam she is sooo busy.

Am like…….. BOO FREAKIN HOO LIKE I FREAKIN CARE !!!!

so after a hell of a week choosing and bringing the DESIGNER and blabing about her children and her work she didnt buy a freakin thing!!!

i had 2 be polite and lsn 2 her crap 4 nthn 😦

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ThE Pee’S & ThE Bee’S

January 22, 2008 at 5:13 pm (Uncategorized)

Have u ever went into a supermarket and have a guy next u that asked 4 a BEBSI not PEPSI !?

i wonder why a numerous amount of people in Jordan cant pronounce the letter ” P ” , whenever i find myself  with some1 who mistakes The Pee’s with The Bee’s i just cant help but correct them ! its a rude and annoying habbit ,believe me am aware of that .

and the thing is that its not that they cant pronounce the letter “P” its just that they dont want 2 !!!

why the hell is that!

i mean u’d think that when they say English words such as please or pepsi or what ever they say ,they would want 2 say it right ! Why bother then ! just say law sama7t or mashroob ‘3azy instead of that blaber!

and its not limited 2 The Pee’s & The Bee’s…

Its also :

Sury -> Sorry

Burgar -> Burger

Siksy -> Sexy 

and many more !

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